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PTIJ: Why do we make a Lulav holder? [closed]



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The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.










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closed as off-topic by msh210 Mar 23 at 22:27


This question appears to be off-topic. The users who voted to close gave this specific reason:


  • "Purim Torah questions are on-topic only once a year, and will be closed after Purim. For details, see: Purim Torah policy" – msh210

If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.

















  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:45











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    Mar 18 at 21:45






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:50













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    Mar 18 at 21:51






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    Mar 18 at 22:29
















7















The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.










share|improve this question













closed as off-topic by msh210 Mar 23 at 22:27


This question appears to be off-topic. The users who voted to close gave this specific reason:


  • "Purim Torah questions are on-topic only once a year, and will be closed after Purim. For details, see: Purim Torah policy" – msh210

If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.

















  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:45











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    Mar 18 at 21:45






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:50













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    Mar 18 at 21:51






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    Mar 18 at 22:29














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7








7








The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.










share|improve this question














The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.







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closed as off-topic by msh210 Mar 23 at 22:27


This question appears to be off-topic. The users who voted to close gave this specific reason:


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closed as off-topic by msh210 Mar 23 at 22:27


This question appears to be off-topic. The users who voted to close gave this specific reason:


  • "Purim Torah questions are on-topic only once a year, and will be closed after Purim. For details, see: Purim Torah policy" – msh210

If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.













  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:45











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    Mar 18 at 21:45






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:50













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    Mar 18 at 21:51






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    Mar 18 at 22:29



















  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:45











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    Mar 18 at 21:45






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    Mar 18 at 21:50













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    Mar 18 at 21:51






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    Mar 18 at 22:29

















VTC as not Purim Torah

– Double AA
Mar 18 at 21:45





VTC as not Purim Torah

– Double AA
Mar 18 at 21:45













@DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

– Leitz
Mar 18 at 21:45





@DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

– Leitz
Mar 18 at 21:45




2




2





If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

– Double AA
Mar 18 at 21:50







If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

– Double AA
Mar 18 at 21:50















Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

– Dr. Shmuel
Mar 18 at 21:51





Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

– Dr. Shmuel
Mar 18 at 21:51




1




1





@DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

– DonielF
Mar 18 at 22:29





@DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

– DonielF
Mar 18 at 22:29










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The proper way to punctuate it is




אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






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  • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

    – Asher
    Mar 19 at 3:57



















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The Gemara didn't need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the Gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar.



So if you don't have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket.






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    In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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      The proper way to punctuate it is




      אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



      One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




      So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






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      • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

        – Asher
        Mar 19 at 3:57
















      7














      The proper way to punctuate it is




      אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



      One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




      So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






      share|improve this answer
























      • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

        – Asher
        Mar 19 at 3:57














      7












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      7







      The proper way to punctuate it is




      אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



      One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




      So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






      share|improve this answer













      The proper way to punctuate it is




      אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



      One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




      So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.







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      • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

        – Asher
        Mar 19 at 3:57



















      • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

        – Asher
        Mar 19 at 3:57

















      +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

      – Asher
      Mar 19 at 3:57





      +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

      – Asher
      Mar 19 at 3:57











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      The Gemara didn't need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the Gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar.



      So if you don't have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket.






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        The Gemara didn't need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the Gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar.



        So if you don't have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket.






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          The Gemara didn't need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the Gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar.



          So if you don't have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket.






          share|improve this answer















          The Gemara didn't need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the Gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar.



          So if you don't have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket.







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              In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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                In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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                  In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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                  In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.







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